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prashant
13. August 2011 11:19
Today a colleague sent me an email which describes female software professional in software terminology.
class Indian_Bachelor_female_professional
{
double styles;
short skirts;
long time_to_understand_problems;
float mind;
void knowledge();
char non_co_operative;
}
class Married_female_Software_Professional
{
double weight;
short tempered;
long gossips;
float hopes;
void work();
char unstable;
}
class Female_Engaged_software_professional
{
double time_on_phone;
short attention_on_work;
long boast;
float on_cloud_nine;
void understanding();
char edgy;
}
class Indian_Newly_Married_software_professional
{
double dinner_invitations;
short time_at_work;
long lunch_breaks;
float talks;
void bank_balance();
char hen_pecked;
}
class Indian_husband_wife_software_professional
{
double income;
short temper;
long time_no_see;
float new_software_company;
void lov
}
class Guy_who_wrote_this
{
Long time_on_bench;
Void work();
}
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by
prashant
29. June 2011 23:45
I can't stop blogging about this. I found this image on Facebook and thought I should share on my blog too.
Read and laugh and let me know your comments too.

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prashant
10. June 2011 11:23
A friend of mine who is a freelancer purchased the PDF version of this book and sends over me a copy to read today. If you are a freelancer or working from home then this is the book you should read and follow. I am bit lazy in reading non-tech related books or articles but this book is worth reading as compared to some other tech books. I am reading this book at the moment and I must said that this is the best book available for freelancers and for the people who are working from home.
I always wanted to be a freelancer but somehow I got into the job thing. Maybe not today but in the near future I will start freelancing but part-time. It's the right time for me to start following to the guidelines in this book so when I start I will have a complete picture in my head about my work and time.
Here is the quote from the publisher's (Rockable Press) site:
Covering everything from getting started to expanding your business, How to Be a Rockstar Freelancer is the official FreelanceSwitch book. Written by Collis & Cyan Ta’eed – the founders of the site – it’s packed with new information, advice and insights not covered on the blog.
If you want to start your freelance career the right way, then How to Be a Rockstar Freelancer will give you everything you need to become the best freelancer in town!
You can purchase this book online from the Rockable Press website. There are two versions of this book available one is in PDF and a paperback copy. And don't forgot to check other stuff on their website, they also have some other Rocking books.
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Prashant
29. January 2011 14:25
I received an e-mail from a friend of mine who is quite upset after choosing IT as his profession becasue of the list of promises in the e-mail (listed below). Well this is because he didn't made any of the below listed promises to himself and after reading this e-mail he was more upset. Therefore, if you are willing to be an IT guy, then make sure you have made 9 promises as listed below.
Personally, I will say these 9 promises or points are perfect to define an IT/Tech guy.
- I have already enjoyed my life in childhood.
- I love tension.
- I don't want to spend time with my family and friends.
- I love night outs.
- I love to work on Sundays and Holidays.
- I want to take revenge on myself (Perfect Reason)
- I don't want to marry before 30.
- I don't want to good salary.
- I want to learn until my death.
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17. August 2010 13:28
Just stumble upon this pic. Check, what it has to say about your computer skills!

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